Celebrate Super Sunday -- Unleash Nerd Fury

On Super Sunday, I am celebrating the first anniversary of "Unleash Nerd Fury" -- from the Colbert Report word segment entitled "Aggravated Assault" which aired just before the Superbowl last year.

Click here for a transcript (let me know if you find the video), but here's the nerd fury part:

"A lot of people say athletes getting away with crime sends the wrong message to our children. (Even worse than Spongebob) Children who naturally love to break rules now have another reason to idolize these monsters of the midway. I say we should harness their thirst for mayhem to steer them toward the fields we want our children to excel in. We want to raise math and science scores? Fine, let scientists and mathematicians commit random acts of violence without repercussions. (Unleash nerd fury) That way kids will want to be like them. Parents can help. If your kid gets an "A" in physics, let him shoplift. (Swipe a calculator)"

Oh, yeah, Go Bears!